you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that youÂŽve had
[chorus:] you sell colonge [x4]
you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache youÂŽre always looking at your customers ass a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears but you got kicked out because youÂŽre fucking queer