The world today seems absolutley crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There´s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It´s depressing, and it´s senseless, and that´s why...
I like chinese, I like chinese, They only come up to you knees, Yet they´re always friendly and they´re ready to to please.
I like chinese, I like chinese, There´s nine hundred million of them in the world today, You´d better learn to like them, that´s what I say.
I like chinese, I like chinese, They come from a long way overseas, But they´re cute, and they´re cuddly, and they´re ready to please.
I like chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think the many things they´ve done to impress, There´s maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess.
I like chinese, I like chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.
I like chinese thought, The wisdom that Confusious taught, If Darwin is anything to shout about, The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like chinese, I like chinese, They only come up to you knees, Yet they´re wise, and they´re witty, and they´re ready to please
Wo, ai zhong guo ren, Wo, ai zhong guo ren, Wo, ai zhong guo ren, Ni hao ma, Ni hao ma, Ni hao ma zai jian.
I like chinese, I like chinese, Their food is guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese
I like chinese, I like chinese,
I like their tiny little trees, Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze