Really comin´ down All wet man! Step in some place - over here, c´mere Open the door All right, no way I´m goin´ in there
I don´t care, just open it! Oh, oh Let´s go in, c´mon man Okay okay okay Whoa, look at this place, man! It´s cool! Yeah, yeah, I could like to leave Looks like a haunted house Hey, the door! Uh-oh
Welcome boys! Come right in
Please come in, you´re welcome here Mind the cobwebs and the bones May we invite you to spend the night? Make yourself at home
Step this way, here´s the living room
Though "dead room" is actually, heh, more correct ´Cause there hasn´t been a living soul here Since Grandpa broke his neck
In our haunted house We´ll treat you like one of us But in our haunted house That could be hazardous
Browse around the kitchen Have a spoon, a fork, a knife You must excuse those ketchup stains We ate someone last night
Here is your big bedroom, dears You´ll love the creaky bed You´ll sleep just fine but when you wake You still may feel half dead
In our haunted house The butler is a ghost The upstairs maid´s been buried for years And the chauffeur´s comatose
In our haunted house Our hospitality Is something of which we´re very proud Oh, do you take poison in your tea?
Don´t let the spiderwebs mess up your hair Don´t mind the piano playing with no one there The crumbling bookshelves covered with dust One or two headless bodies, what´s all the fuss? The dreadful pounding, the screams and moans It´s just a typical night at home
In our haunted house Things float through the walls You might see sights that chill the soul Be sure to wear a shawl
We´d love you to come in Stay a while and play Once you finally settle in You´ll never go away We´ll make sure of that!
In our haunted house In our haunted house In our haunted house In our haunted house