Okay, I´ve got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time And I feel like you weren´t hearing me before So here it goes, ahem
I know Hell´s population is out of control It´s a bad situation, it´s taking a toll If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel, wait, I´m getting ahead of myself! Right, extermination I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell It´ll be a happy day in He
Let me stop you right there (Oh)
Save us all precious time (Okay) If what you´re suggesting is letting them climb Up the ladder oh, they´d rather cross the Pearly Gates? (Well, um) Sorry sweetie, but there´s no defyin´ their fates
´Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in a pot ´Cause the rules are black and white There´s no use in tryin´ to fight it They´re burnin´ for their lives until we kill ´em again (Okay, but)
Just try to chillax babe, you´re wasting your breath Did I hear you imply that they don´t deserve death?! Are they winners? Are they sinners? ´Cause it´s cut and dry (Well actually, if you take a look ) Fair is fair, an eye for an eye
And, when all´s said and done (Said and done) There´s the question of fun And for those of us with divine ordainment Extermination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow, guitar solo, fuck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow
Hell is forever, whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better (Where did all of you people come from?!) Now they boil in a pot ´Cause the rules are black and white There´s no use in tryin´ to fight it They´re burnin´ for their lives until we kill ´em again
Fuckin´, Hell is forever and it´s meant to suck a lot So give up your dumb endeavor, ´cause you don´t have a shot Long as I got your attention I guess I should probably mention That we made the determination
To move up the next extermination (What?) Can´t wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts I know it´s just been a week, but we´ll be back in six months! Um, wait, didn´t you Ugh, shit!