I gotta send a message of who´s really in charge of things now (sung) Welcome home I´m gonna make you wish that you´d stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there´s a brand new dawn Turn the TV on!
Camera speeds Rolling in three, two
(Welcome to the show) Top of the hour, and we´re discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight´s program So, the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I´ve got good news He´s a loser, a fossil And I don´t mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible I´m visual, he´s barely audible Stop giving him the time of day, don´t listen to a word he´d say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should´ve stayed away
While he hid in radio, we´ve pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell´s been better since he split Where´s he been? Who gives a shit?!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it´s been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Fitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he´s got a new format!
You´re looking at the future, he´s the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports? Or is it based on his support? He´d be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here´s the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team!
H-hold on!
I said no, and now he´s pissy That´s the tea!
You old-timey prick, I´ll show you suf-ffering
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
I´ll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle
I´m afraid you´ve lost your signal (sung)
Let´s begin I´m gonna make you wish that I´d stayed gone, tune on in When I´m done, your status quo will know its race is run Oh, this will be fun