Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh
People are happy that they died ´Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife It´s the perfect afterlife Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh! Please keep your brimstone off the floor We´ve got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot And everyone is hot
Gosh, I´m so pleased to show some outsiders around After you see our realm, you´ll never wanna go back down
Of course, it is just temporary I´m sorry you can´t stay
´Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day Welcome to Heaven, yeah