[MISS HANNIGAN]
Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Little girls

Little girls

Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
I´m an ordinary woman
With feelings
I´d like a man to nibble on my ear
But I´ll admit no man has bit
So how come I´m the mother of the year?

Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal

Some women are dripping with diamonds

Some women are dripping with pearls
Lucky me! Lucky me!
Look at what I´m dripping with

Little girls
How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
I´d have cracked
Years ago
If it weren´t for my
Sense of humor
Some day
I´ll step on their freckles
Some night
I´ll straighten their curls
Send a flood

Send the flu
Anything that You can do
To little girls
Some day I´ll land in the nut house
With all the nuts and the squirrels
There I´ll stay
Until the prohibition of
Little girls.