[ALL] Today we´re living in a shanty Today we´re scrounding for a meal
[SOPHIE]
Today I´m stealing coal for fires Who knew i could steal?
[MEN] I used to winter in the tropics
[WOMEN] I spent my summers at the shore
[FRED] I used to throw away the paper--
[ALL] We´d like to thank you: Herber Hoover For really showing us the way We´d like to thank you: Herbert Hoover You made us what we are today
Prosperity was ´round the corner The cozy cottage built for two In this blue heaven That you Gave us Yes!
We´re turning blue! They offered us Al Smith and Hoover We paid attention and we chose Not only did we pay attention We paid through the nose.
In ev´ry pt he said "a chicken" But Herbert Hoover he forgot Not only don´t we have the chicken We ain´t got the pot! Hey Herbie
[WOMEN] You left behind a greatful nation
[ALL] So, Herb, our hats are off to you We´re up to here with admiration
[SOPHIE] Come down and have a little stew
[ALL] Come down and share some Christmas dinner Be sure to bring the missus too We got no turkey for our stuffing We´d like to thank you, Herbert Hoover For really showing us the way You dirty rat, you Bureaucrat, you