You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness,
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything´s in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though,
That bloody Mary´s lacking her Tabasco,
Remember when you used to be a rascal

The boys a slag, the best you´ve ever had,
The best you´ve ever had is just a memory and those dreams,
Weren´t as daft as they seemed,
Not as daft as they seemed my love when you dreamed them up.

Flicking through a little book of sex tips,
Remember when the boys were all electric,
Now when she´s told she´s going to get it,
I´m guessing that she´d rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental

Says she wasn´t going but she went still,
Likes a gentleman not to be gentle,
Was it a mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

Flo, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?

You were falling about
But you took a left off last laugh lane
You were just sounding it out
But you´re not coming back again