They´ve sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke.
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen.

They´ve sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke.
I´m sorry sunshine, it doesn´t exist.
It wasn´t in the top 100 list.

And it´s the thousandth time and it´s even bolder,
Don´t be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, but you were dying for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn´t what it seemed,
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means.

Another variation on a theme.
A tangle on the television and the magazine.

D´you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D´you reckon that they make ´em take an oath?
That says that:
"We are defenders
Of any poseur
or professional pretender around."

When did your list replace the twist and turn
As a fist replaced the kiss?
Don´t concern us with your bollocks.
I don´t want your prayers,
Save it for the morning after.

And it´s the thousandth time and it´s even bolder,
Don´t be surprised when you get bent over.
He told ya, but you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you´re getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you´re getting thicker.

Presuming that all things are equal,
Who´d want to be men of the people,
When there´s people like you?