A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, I´ll take jello You´re calmer than the seals In the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals I´ve never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants I never get the chance This is a fine romance
A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you´re as cold as yesterday´s mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won´t nestle A fine romance, you won´t wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt