I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the men don´t know
But the little girls understand

When everybody´s sound asleep
I´m somewhere making my midnight creep
Yes in the morning, the rooster crow
Something tells me I got to go

I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the men don´t know
But the little girls understand

They take me to the doctor
Shot full o´ holes
Nurse cried, please save the soul
Killed him for murder, first degree
Judge´s wife cried, let the man go free

I am a back door man
I am a back door man

Well the men don´t know
But the little girls understand

Stand out there, cop´s wife cried
Don´t take him down, rather be dead
Six feet in the ground
When you come home you can eat pork and beans
I eats mo´ chicken any man seen

I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the men don´t know
But the little girls understand