(Maybe I´ll die alone) I´m wasting my time trying to find romance online And it seems like love´s meant to be for anybody Unless you are me
So maybe I´ll die alone, watchin´ a film at home Comparin´ myself to all the pretty people on my phone Maybe that´s how it ends, just layin´ here in my bed And tellin´ myself, "It´s ok, I don´t really care" It´s nice to fall in love, but there´s-
Somebody for everybody, nobody for me Everybody´s got somebody, I´ve got ADD All my friends are making out with people on the street I just want to get a taxi home and go to sleep
No, I don´t know why I can´t seem to find One person I like (Person I like) When I do they don´t like me back, or I get the ick
Or they make me sad cause they´re a fuckin´ prick The thought of flirting makes me sick
So maybe I´ll die alone, watchin´ a film at home Comparin´ myself to all the pretty people on my phone Maybe that´s how it ends, just layin´ here in my bed And tellin´ myself, "Hey, that´s just life, and life´s not fair" I´ve tried to fall in love, but there´s
Somebody for everybody, nobody for me Everybody´s got somebody, I´ve got a TV All my friends keep asking who I´m hiding in my sheets I just have to tell them Mario and Princess Peach
So you see, maybe love wasn´t meant for me Maybe I´m just supposed to be all alone for eternity And that´s ok, because I don´t have time to date And I really don´t believe in fate, so I´ve got no soulmate And maybe that´s for the best ´Cause how are you supposed to connect To people who are so complex, it gets lonely, yes But at least I´m not perceiving myself Believing I could never truly count on somebody else To not let me down when shit gets real bad You only really have to take a look at my mom and dad To know love isn´t in my bones And I don´t wanna get hurt so I´m better off dying alone