I wanted to go outside I thought about it, then I got too high It´s funny, I´m always online
But if you reach out, I will never reply
And I reckon that´s why I´ve got no friends People get mad when they´re left on read No matter, I´ve got my bed And real big dreams, but they´re stuck in my head
I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I´m too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the U.S Navy I could be a hero, baby But I´m too fucking lazy
I´m trying to get in shape But I would rather play video games
Man, I´m sorry that I´m so late But really I´m shocked that I´m even awake
So guess I´ll just blame the leaves I smoke For making sure I´ve got no clean clothes Yeah, I´m busy, I´m on my phone With all the people who are cutting up soap
I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I´m too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the U.S Navy I could be a hero, baby But I´m too fucking lazy
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I sing, "Ooh, yeah") Baby, ooh, yeah (Ooh, yeah)
So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry They keep asking why I left the party and I didn´t say goodbye I should get inspired, but I´m just too tired
I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I´m too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the U.S Navy I could be a hero, baby But I´m too fucking lazy
Oh-oh-oh, yeah I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (C´mon) I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (Ooh, yeah) Baby, ooh, yeah (But I´m too fucking lazy) Oh-oh-oh, yeah I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (All right) I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I could be a hero, baby) (But I´m too fucking lazy)