I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don´t have sex, I´m
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don´t feel anything on my meds, yeah

I´m not romantic, I´m super lazy
I took the mirror off the wall, because I hate me
I´m suicidal, I should sedate me
??? knows me twice with ADHD
I´ve got a boy crush, he´s never met me
And if he ever did, I bet he wouldn´t get me
I´m such a stoner, I lack emotion
I fall asleep when ??? are open

I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don´t have sex, I´m
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don´t feel anything on my meds, yeah

It´s kind of nauseating that I´ve been online dating
At least my heart´s not breaking, now that I´m online dating
I told my mom "Stop hating, it´s only online dating"
At least my heart´s not breaking, now that I´m online dating

I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it

Kind of suits me that we don´t have sex, I´m
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don´t feel anything on my meds, yeah