You ever been to a haunted house?
Nyah
Hey
Hey, hey, hey

Take a step into this haunted house
Once you enter it, it ain´t no walkin´ out
We just moved in, I pay my killer to install the couch
Why you still on the porch? Shit, you must´ve thought about it
Lookin´ like a werewolf, Marni slips cost a thousand
Life a nightmare, I´m fallin´ in and out it (Shit, I´m fallin´ in and out it)
Chop his head off, bring it to the crib and mount it
Watch the brick disappear like a phantom, it´s astounding

Ghost Glockies on the table, Casper choppers on the dresser
Throw ´em in a lake and leave ´em at the bottom with the treasure

No pads on, gang catch constant interceptions
It´d be a spooky night, I got some monsters for the steppers
Zombie tips´ll turn him into rotten flesh
ARP just sung a lullaby, we laid an opp to rest
We´d leave him with some flowers by his headstone
Bitch say I´m it, but I don´t think I got a red nose
Fully sound like a chainsaw, hm
Fully sound like a chainsaw, they think it´s Leatherface
Evil than a fuck, I´m probably to
Evil than a fuck, I´m probably tote the pole through Heaven gates
Put him in a coffin, then we celebrate
Granny thinks I´m psychotic, says I need to medicate
Burned his body up, we ain´t leave nothin´ to investigate

Think we out the way, whole time we workin´ out of Section 8
Flyin´ by the digs with a switch, free project
Flyin´ with a  Green Goblin
Oh, he think he Spiderman? He better stay by Uncle Ben
We´d turn him to a nightcrawler, serve your uncle fent´
Hell raiser, you would think I´m Pinhead
Count von Count, add it up while I sip red
Should I pick the embosser up, wipe off the cobwebs?
Lil´ ho from Hell, whole time thought she was godsent
Fire bombed they spot, they probably thinkin´ it was Lucifer
I know Martians that´ll catch a hat, speed off to Jupiter

Buffies look like two bones, it´s a skellie on my wrist
Pelle jeans, it´s a thousand dead presis in these shits
We´ll make it dark in the daytime
Finna slide like the park, but it ain´t playtime
Shit, I´m tryna dodge the narcs and the canines
Steppin´ in this haunted house, ain´t leanin´ towards the safe side

ShittyBoyz, Dog Shit Militia
Long live $cam, you know?
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

Take a step into this haunted house
Once you enter it, it ain´t no walkin´ out
We just moved in, I pay my killer to install the couch

Why you still on the porch? Shit, you must´ve thought about it
Lookin´ like a werewolf, Marni slips cost a thousand
Life a nightmare, I´m fallin´ in and out it (Shit, I´m fallin´ in and out it)
Chop his head off, bring it to the crib and mount it
Watch the brick disappear like a phantom, it´s astounding