I´ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes to make love watching TV
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe
Lucky me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me
Oh yeah
I´ve got a great car
It´s a red convertible, made by Mattel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With ´Hell´s Angels´ for neighbors as well
I´ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
I wanna study dentistry
But my folks just want me married
And poppin´ out the grand kids to keep them company

Lucky me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me
Lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me
(Lucky me)
Oh me
(Lucky me)
I think I wanna join the Hare Krishnas
Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair
There´s nothin´ that I have right now, brings me any joy
When I´m shopping at the mall, can´t find it anywhere
But I´ve got my tamagotchi

And I´ve got my wristwatch phone
I got so many friends on the Internet
I could never be alone
I´ve got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax
But not enough to quit my job
Got a fool´s gold ring, credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog
Lucky me
Lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me
Oh, lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me
Oh, lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need

Lucky me