[Royce Da 5´9":] First verse, uh I´m armed ´til I´m on a island My life´s ridin´ on the Autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I´ll kill you all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona´s much worse You´ve been warned if you´ve been born or if you conform Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him with´ his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y´all niggas´ intellect mad slow, y´all fags know Claimin´ you bangin´, you flamin´ Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain´t wrapped tight My blood type´s the ´80s!
My ´90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys You still fly kites daily!
[Eminem:] Catch me in my Mercedes Bumpin´ "Ice, Ice Baby, " screamin´ Shady ´til I die Like a half a pair of dice, life´s crazy So I live it to the fullest ´til I´m Swayze And you only live it once, so I´m thinkin´ ´bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now before I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you what this pretty little dame´s name is, ´cause she´s kinda famous And I hope that I don´t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that I´m a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin´, try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that´s back with´ a capital B with´ an exclamation mark, maybe You should listen when I flip the linguistics ´Cause I´m gonna rip this mystical slick shit You don´t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit ´Cause after I spit the bullets, I´m a treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I´m a kick the ballistics! So get this dick, I´m a live this
[Hook:]
Livin´ life in the fast lane Movin´ at the speed of life and I can´t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I´m almost at the finish line, so I can´t stop now
I don´t really know where I´m headed, just enjoyin´ the ride Just gon´ roll ´til I drop and ride ´til I die I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Royce
[Royce Da 5´9":] My whole goal as a poet´s to be relaxed in orbit At war with´ a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it´s like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the Devil that says "I´ll let you take me You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian" Go ´back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in I´m livin´ the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers Spin ´em around, enterin´ in the vicinity
[Eminem:] Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down
He´s lookin´ around this club and it looks like people are havin´ a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who´s back in t-t-town Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall, he shuts The whole motherfuckin´ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight with´ 5´9″ to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin´ chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin´ them dicks like lips, I´m agitated, aggravated To the point you don´t suck my dick, then you´re gonna get decapitated Other words, you don´t fuckin´ give me head, then I´m have to take it
[Royce:] And then after takin´ that, I´m a catch a case, it´s gon´ be fascinatin´ It´s gon´ say "The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affadavit Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson´ activator (Woo!) Meanin´ I´m on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data Runnin´ over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater Don´t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
[Eminem:] Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes What, girl, I´m the crack-a-lator Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin´ with a player, you won´t be exaggeratin´ when you say your livin´
[Hook:] Livin´ life in the fast lane Movin´ at the speed of life and I can´t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I´m almost at the finish line, so I can´t stop now
I don´t really know where I´m headed, just enjoyin´ the ride
Just gon´ roll ´til I drop and ride ´til I die I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)