I, I, I I love my computer You make me feel alright Every waking hour and every lonely night
I love my computer for all you give to me: predictable errors and no identity And it´s never been quite so easy I´ve never been quite so ugly All I need to do is click on you and we´ll be joined in the most soul-less way And we´ll never ruin each other´s day ´cuz when I´m through I just click and you just go away I love my computer you´re always in the mood I get so turned on when I turn on you I love my computer you never ask for more You can be a princess
or you can be my whore And it´s never been quite so easy I´ve never been quite so ugly All I need to do is click on you and we´ll be joined in the most soul-less way And we´ll never ruin each other´s day ´cuz when I´m through I just click and you just go away the world is so big but it´s safe in my domain Because to you I´m just a number and a clever screen name All I need to do is click on you and we´ll be together for eternity And no one is ever gonna take my love from me because I´ve got security