IĀ“m nervous, so nervous I overeat, I lack purpose And IĀ“m only scratching the surface (Hey) And IĀ“mā notā shelved Ā“cause sexā sells But how long Ā“til IĀ“m canceled?
Thisā is 30, fucking 30 IĀ“m still here, IĀ“m still dirty
I made it, I“m a flower I don“t sleep, I don“t shower (Gross) I masturbate twice every hour (That“s fucking disgusting) And my band“s sick “cause my head“s sick (Yeah, okay) I get drunk and I“m reckless Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit This is 30, something is wrong with me
Ah, ah, ah! Yeah, he, he!
So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions
“Cause everything“s changing and I don“t know shit about shit
I“m older, I got wrinkles I still complain I get pimples I miss when everything was simple (Hey) The sex past too fast I ask, "How long did your ex last?" I“m fucking worthless, I“m unhappy This is 30, yeah!
Ah, ah, ah! Yeah, he, he! Woo!
Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic
Everyone thinks it, but they don“t know shit about shit
You treat me like a baby Forgive me when I“m wrong You love me when I“m crazy I“m alright, but I hate that song (Attention to the world, there“s something wrong with me) You treat me like a baby (But sing the words and I pretend I“m 23) Forgive me when I“m wrong (I“ll please the crowd and I“ll put out the candlelight) You love me when I“m crazy You know my only wish is for a better life
(Attention to the world, there“s something wrong with me)
You treat me like a baby (But sing the words and I pretend I“m 23) And fight me when I“m wrong (I“ll please the crowd and I“ll put out the candlelight) And smack me when I“m crazy I“m alright, but I hate that song