Buddie, beware,
Buddie, better take care,
Though at heart I´m a pearl
I´m a difficult girl,
So, buddie, beware.

During Christmas holidays
I develop taking ways
And I´m not at all anti
Pretty things Santy
Brings from Cartier´s.

Your devotion I prize
But you must realize, my boys,
Other girl´s luxuries
Are my necessities,
So, buddie, beware.

I feel I should put you right.
As I lie in bed at night
While the twinkling stars gleam on,
With my cold cream on
I´m a lovely sight.

And another thing too,
When I´m married to you, my sweet,
If to come home you fail,
I´ll open all your mail,
So, buddie, beware.