It´s a funny thing
I look at you
I get a thrill
I never knew
Isn´t it a pity

We never met before?

Here we are at last
It´s like a dream
The two of us
A perfect team
Isn´t it a pity
We never met before?

Imagine all the lonely years we´ve wasted
Me with the neighbors
You at silly labors
What joys untasted
My nights were sour
Spent with Schopenhauer

Let´s forget the past
Let´s both agree

That I´m for you
And you´re for me
And it´s such a pity
We never, never met before

Imagine all the years we´ve wasted
Fishing for salmon
Losing at backgammon
What joys untasted
Me at the Prado
You in Colorado

Happiest of girls I´m sure to be
If only you would say to me
That it´s such a pity
We never met before
What an awful pity
We never, never met before