This next song is from a record breaking show
And it really set a record
It lasted nine previews and one performance
This is true, so I feel it´s an important show
And the name of it was ´Another evening with Harry Stoons´

Oh, you remembered
Hmm, well, anyway, here´s the main song from it

Call me a boob
Call me a schlemiel
Call me a brain
With a missing wheel

Call me what you will
But nonetheless, I´m still in love with Harold Mingert
And it´s not because he has a car
Arnie Fleischer has a car, but a car is just a car
And if Harold didn´t have a car to his name
I guess I´d love him just the same

Call me what you will
But nonetheless, I´m still in love with Harold Mingert
And it´s not because he has a wealthy family
Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family but money isn´t everything
And if Harold didn´t have a dime to his name
I know I´d love him just the same

But sometimes, I ask myself
Why then, do I then love Harold Mingert
Harold isn´t handsome or clever or smart
And I don´t find romance and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can think of
Are Harold Mingert´s money and Harold Mingert´s car

Call me what you will

But nonetheless, I´m still in love with Herscher Mingert
Also Arnie Fleischer