Alcohol, My Permanent Accessory
Alcohol, A Party-Time Necessity
Alchool, Alternative To Feeling Like Yourself
O Alcohol, I Still Drink To Your Health

I Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
I Discovered Alcohol

Forget The Caffe Latte, Screw The Raspberry Iced Tea
A Malibu And Coke For You, A G&T For Me
Alcohol, Your Songs Resolve Like
My Life Never Will
When Someone Else Is Picking Up The Bill

I Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
I Discovered Alcohol
O Alcohol, Would You Please Forgive Me?
For While I Cannot Love Myself
I´ll Use Something Else

I Thought That Alcohol Was Just For Those With
Nothing Else To Do

I Thought That Drinking Just To Get Drunk
Was A Waste Of Precious Booze
But Now I Know That There´s A Time
And There´s A Place Where I Can Choose
To Walk The Fine Line Between
Self-Control And Self-Abuse

I Love You More Than I Did The Week Before
I Discovered Alcohol
Would You Please Ignore That You
Found Me On The Floor
Trying On Your Camisole?
O Alcohol, Would You Please Forgive Me?
For While I Cannot Love Myself
I´ll Use Something Else.

Would You Please Forgive Me
Would You Please Forgive Me