YOU CAN´T IMAGINE SO MANY MONKEYS IN THE DAILY MAIL

ALL OF THEM COMING ANONYMOUSLY SO THEY LEAVE NO TRAIL

I NEVER THOUGHT I´D HAVE AN ADMIRER FROM OVERSEAS

BUT SOMEONE IS SENDING ME STATIONARY FILLED WITH CHIMPANZEES.

SOME CHIMPS IN SWIMSUITS, SOME CHIMPS ARE SWINGING FROM A VINE

SOME CHIMPS IN JACKBOOTS, SOME CHIMPS THAT WISH THEY COULD BE MINE.

STARSKY AND HUTCH CHIMPS, A CHIMP WHO´S SITTING ON THE CAN

A PAIR OF DUTCH CHIMPS WHO SEND THEIR LOVE FROM AMSTERDAM.

[CHORUS (X2):]

ANOTHER POSTCARD WITH CHIMPANZEES

AND EVERY ONE IS ADDRESSED TO ME.

IF I HAD TO GUESS, I´D SAY THE MONKEY-SENDER THINKS IT´S GREAT

HE´S SENDING ME, MAYBE SHE´S SENDING ME JUST TO SEE ME GET IRATE

I´M LOSING SLEEP - AND IT´S GONNA BE KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT NOW I´VE GOT MONEY ON A MONKEY FIGHT.

SOME CHIMPS IN HARD HATS, CHIMPS A-WORKING ON A CHAIN GANG

SOME CHIMPS WHO LOVE CATS, BURNING RUBBER IN A MUSTANG

A BIRTHDAY-WISHING CHIMP, A CHIMP IN BLACK LIKE A GOTH

A GOIN´ FISHIN´ CHIMP, A BRITISH CHIMP IN THE BATH.

[CHORUS (X2)]

SOMEHOW THEY FOLLOWED ME EVEN THOUGH I PACKED AND MOVED MY HOME

NO MATTER WHAT, THEY COME AND THEY COME THEY WON´T LEAVE ME ALONE

ANOTHER MONKEY IN THE MAIL COULD MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND

BUT LOOK AT ME SHUFFLING THROUGH THE STACK UNTIL I FINALLY FIND

SOME CHIMPS IN SWIMSUITS

SOME CHIMPS IN JACKBOOTS

SOME CHIMPS IN HARD HATS

SOME CHIMPS WHO LOVE CATS

I´VE GOT SOME SHAVED CHIMPS; THAT´S CHIMPS DEVOID OF ANY HAIR

I´VE GOT DEPRAVED CHIMPS DRESSED UP IN WOMEN´S UNDERWEAR.

ANOTHER POSTCARD WITH CHIMPANZEES

AND EVERY ONE IS ADD