I Woke Up Yesterday Morning.
Fell Down Two Flights Of Stairs.
Well I Thought I Was Wide Awake But My Legs Were Still Asleep.
9-1-1 Ambulance Help Me!

But I Can´t Reach The Phone
So I Screamed To My Neighbors Come Over - Break Into My Home!

I Broke My Back
There Was Nobody Left To Help Me.
Broke My Back.
All The Lies And Deception Won´t Change The Perception That
I Fell Flat On My Ass.

I Wish This Had Happened Skydiving,
That My Parachute Failed.
But A Pair Of Shoes Tripped Me Down Stairs,
I Lay There And Wailed.
Those Things I Used To Take For Granted
Now I Take Sitting Down.
I Can´t Brush My Teeth, Chew My Nails, Give The Finger To A Clown!

I Broke My Back.
And I Can´t Even Change The Channels.
Broke My Back.
All The Lies And Deception Won´t Change The Perception That
I Fell Flat On My Ass.

Well They Tell Me That I Shouldn´t Be Discouraged,
But They Tell Me That I´ll Never Walk Again.
They Say I´m Gonna Need A Lot Of Courage,
And They Say I´m Gonna Need A Lot Of Friends.
But What I Really Need Is A Pair Of Electric Legs
So I Wish Some Genius Would Just Invent Them.
And If They Cost Too Much I´d Share With Someone Else,
Or I´d Scan The Yellow Pages And Then I´d Rent Them.

I Know That I Could Probably Pop-A-Wheely, Entertaining The Kids.
I Can Put Hockey Cards In The Spokes, I Can Even Blow Skids.
I Get A Good Seat At A Concert, Even Get Stuff For Free.
Is It ´Cause I´m An Excellent Guy Or ´Cause They´re Scared Of Me?

I Broke My Back
And I Can´t Even Use The Clapper.
Broke My Back.
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