I Know Why I Like You It´s Cause Of Your Clothing And Your Haircut And ´Cause You´re Racist. I Have A Match; Your Face, My Asking You Questions You Can´t Answer.
You Want To Box Me?
Our World Works In A Weird Way I´ve Heard Them Say A Man With A Beard May Frighten Children Or Dogs But A Moustache Scares Me More.
I Know Why You Bite Me It´s Cause Of Your Instincts And Your Canines And ´Cause I Kicked You. I Have A Bone To Pick; Please Go On The Paper And Fetch Me My Slippers And Stop Meowing.
Man´s Best Friend Wags His Tail And Bares His Teeth To The Man With The Mail And Though He´s Frightened Of Thunder He Never Goes To War.
Tell Me What´s The Circumstance Of Circumcision? And What Goes In My Daughter´s Pants Is Whose Decision? I´ve Seen The Facts Of Inter-Race Relations, Of See-Through Slacks, Of Cyber-Masturbation; If A Hundred Monkeys Each Could Get Their Own Show, Perhaps One Day A Chimp Might Say You Have Faith, You Just Need To Use It Sayeth The Lord
I Know Why I Like You It´s Cause Of Your Sandals And Your Supper And ´Cause You´re Jesus I Have A Match; Your Dad, My Dad Has Your Picture Right Next To Your Mother´s And One Of Charro
They Hold Hands Up In Heaven. And They Say That Their Son´s Name Is Kevin But I Read In A Book Somewhere That His Name Is Jack...