If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I Had $1000000 I´d buy your love.
If I Had $1000000 I´d build a tree fort in our yard. If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn´t be that hard. If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere ([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff, and there´d be foods laid out for us With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don´t have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame them. Yeah)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that´s cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you John Merrick´s remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I Had $1000000 I´d buy your love
If I Had $1000000 We wouldn´t have to walk to the store If I Had $1000000 We´d take a limousine ´cause it costs more If I Had $1000000
We wouldn´t have to eat Kraft Dinner. (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we´d just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That´s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that´s cruel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I´d buy you a monkey (haven´t you always wanted a monkey?) If I Had $1000000 I´d buy your love