Wiped out down the stairs
I´ll bet you there´s a song in there
I´m not sure I´m prepared
To write it down

That guy should be me
I´d look much better on TV
Then the world would see
That I can do anything

I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything

Let´s play tic-tac-toe
I´ll play X, you can be the O
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I´ll give you a hint
It involves the internet

I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything

Don´t write me off as an also ran
Just mark me down as an angry man
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How ´bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Life passed me by, but it´s not my fault
I´ll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?

I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that, but soon you´ll see that

I will never do anything

If I were the king
All my subjects, they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my ass

When I´m old and grey
I´ll look back on my life and say
"Give me one more day
And still I´ll never do anything"

I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything

I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that, but soon you´ll see that
I will never do anything!