It´s Been One Week Since You Looked At Me
Cocked Your Head To One Side And Said I´m Angry
Five Days Since You Laughed At Me
Saying Get That Together Come Back And See Me
Three Days Since The Living Room

I Realized It´s All My Fault But Couldn´t Tell You
Yesterday You´d Forgiven Me
But It´ll Still Be Two Days Till I Say I´m Sorry

Hold It Now And Watch The Hoodwink As I Make You Stop Think
You´ll Think You´re Looking At Aquaman I Summon Fish To The Dish Although
I Like The Chalet Suisse And I Like The Sushi ´Cause It´s Never Touched A
Frying Pan Hot Like Wasabe When I Bust Rhymes Big Like Leanne Rimes
Because I´m All About Value Bert Kaempfert´s Got The Mad Hits You Try To
Match Wits You Try To Hold Me But I Bust Through
Gonna Make A Break And Take A Fake I´d Like A Stinkin´ Achin´ Shake I Like
Vanilla It´s The Finest Of The Flavours Gotta See The Show Cause Then

You´ll Know The Vertigo Is Gonna Grow ´Cause It´s So Dangerous You´ll Have
To Sign A Waiver

How Can I Help It If I Think You´re Funny When You´re Mad
Tryin Hard Not To Smile Though I Feel Bad
I´m The Kind Of Guy Who Laughs At A Funeral
Can´t Understand What I Mean? Well You Soon Will
I Have A Tendency To Wear My Mind On My Sleeve
I Have A History Of Takin Off My Shirt

It´s Been One Week Since You Looked At Me
Threw Your Arms In The Air And Said You´re Crazy
Five Days Since You Tackled Me
I´ve Still Got The Rug Burns On Both My Knees
It´s Been Three Days Since The Afternoon
You Realized It´s Not My Fault Not A Moment Too Soon

Yesterday You´d Forgiven Me
And Now I Sit Back And Wait Till You Say You´re Sorry

Chickity China The Chinese Chicken
You Have A Drumstick And Your Brain Stops Tickin´
Watchin X-Files With No Lights On, We´re Dans La Maison
I Hope The Smoking Man´s In This One
Like Harrison Ford I´m Getting Frantic
Like Sting I´m Tantric
Like Snickers, Guaranteed To Satisfy
Like Kurasawa I Make Mad Films
Okay I Don´t Make Films
But If I Did They´d Have A Samurai
Gonna Get A Set Of Better Clubs
Gonna Find The Kind With Tiny Nubs Just So My
Irons Aren´t Always Flying Off The Back-Swing

Gotta Get In Tune With Sailor Moon
Cause That Cartoon Has Got The Boom Anime Babes
That Make Me Think The Wrong Thing

How Can I Help It If I Think You´re Funny When You´re Mad
Trying Hard Not To Smile Though I Feel Bad
I´m The Kind Of Guy Who Laughs At A Funeral
Can´t Understand What I Mean? You Soon Will
I Have A Tendency To Wear My Mind On My Sleeve
I Have A History Of Losing My Shirt

It´s Been One Week Since You Looked At Me
Dropped Your Arms To Your Sides And Said I´m Sorry
Five Days Since I Laughed At You
And Said You Just Did Just What I Thought You Were Gonna Do
Three Days Since The Living Room

We Realized We´re Both To Blame, But What Could We Do?
Yesterday You Just Smiled At Me
Cause It´ll Still Be Two Days Till We Say We´re Sorry
It´ll Still Be Two Days Till We Say We´re Sorry
It´ll Still Be Two Days Till We Say We´re Sorry
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