One day I will build a fountain, drink and never grow old
Then I´ll market an elixir that will eliminate the common cold

Find your sickness on my list
Pay up front and make a wish

One day I will work with animals, all the tests I´m gonna do
All my stuff´s completely natural, and when we´re done we´ll boil ´em down for glue
We can use to readhere
Your lips to mine if you were here

There´s a lot I will never do (There´s a lot)
Some fantastic, I know it´s true
But none as much as my want to be with you

I can´t stand to wait in line long, so I built a new machine

It just measures up the distance and then eliminates the folks between

One day I´ll construct a satellite, and I´ll name it after you
´Cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face
As I launch you into space
There´s a lot I will never do (There´s a lot)
Some fantastic, I know it´s true
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bye-bye, self-respect
I haven´t had much of it since you left

I missed out on the best of you

Someday I will find the secret to your social chemistry
Then I´ll print it on a T-shirt, and it´ll make you want to be with me
And if I wear it past your work
You´ll see other guys are jerks

Much like pheromones for flies
You will not avoid my eyes

There´s a lot I will never do (There´s a lot)
Some fantastic, I know it´s true
But none as much as my want to be with you

Bye-bye, self-respect
I haven´t had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you
Bye-bye, self-respect
I haven´t had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye