I´ve Got A Monster In My Closet
Someone´s Underneath My Bed
The Wind´s Knocking At My Window
I´d Kill It But It´s Already Dead

It Waits Till The Midnight Hour To Come
To Torture Me For The Wrong I´ve Done
It Just Sits There And Stares Me
And It Won´t Let Me Get Any Sleep

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At First I Was Scared When
I Looked At His Eyes
But Now That I Know Him I´m Not That Surprised
I´m Just Waiting On The Sun To Rise
Oh How I Wish That Old Sun Would Rise

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I Used To Wonder Why He Looked Familiar
Then I Realized It Was A Mirror
And Now It Is Plain To See,

The Whole Time The Monster Was Me

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Yeah Mmm The Living Dead
Only Thing That Could Bring It Back Alive, Woman
Is Some Good Good Head
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)