Man wanted
One real man wanted
One mister rough and tough who´ll kiss me ‘til I cry

Man wanted
Tall, dark and tan wanted
About this much across and just about yay high

Previous experience required
Plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy
[Sspoken]:
In writing!

Man wanted
No Peter Pan wanted
These ain´t no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!

Man wanted
One handy man wanted
Some guy who´s got the tools to keep my heat on high!

Man wanted
One struttin´ Stan wanted
One Randy rooster who can make my feathers fly!

Extra strength and stamina desired!
If you think you´ve got enough to qualify...

[Parlé]:
I´m waiting!

Man wanted
No Peter Pan wanted
These ain´t no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!

Man wanted, man wanted

Keep your gents from Lord and Taylor
Slip me one good sweaty sailor
One....real....live.... man wanted!!!

[Parlé]:
It´s so hard to find good help these days
Yeah!