Silken hair, more silken hair
Fell on her face and no wind was blowin´
(She´s goin´ bald)

Silken hair, more silken hair

Lay near her pillbox down at her feet
(She´d been on a trip)

I peeked in and when I saw she´d
Lost her hair I thought I would keel
(she´s goin´ bald)
When she saw her shining forehead
Didn´t stop she swooned to the ground
(Really flipped her wig)

Laughed so hard I
Blew my mind
I blew my cool
I blew myself over

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow

Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
What a blow
Sha na na, sha na na

She drew her comb acrost her scalp
And brushed what she had left
I tried to salvage what I could
And threw it in a sack
She made a b-line to her room
And grabbed all kind o´ juice
She started pourin´ it on her head
And thought it´d grow it back
Ah ha haaaaaa

You´re too late mama
Ain´t nothin´ upside your head
No more no more no more no more

Upside your head

Too late mama
Ain´t nothin´ upside your head
No more no more no more no more

Upside

Upside your head

You´re too late mama
Ain´t nothin´ upside your head
No more no more no more no more
(What about it, dude?)