Ill out the gate, I set it off I suppose you´re exposed, so get lost You break off, cut all connections
Join the sucker emcee witness protection
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mike D Step off the launch in the place to be Always on time so I never botch The tick to the tock of the Mike D watch
Now here´s a little somethin for ya! I´m-a drive a little and stall ya Don´t lose your balance and fall ya And if you´re feelin´ chilly, I´mma get you a shawl
Get ready, get set (get set) Place your bet (your bet) What you get (you get) Is not done yet (done yet) Get ready, get set (get set)
Place your bet (your bet) What you get (you get) Here´s a little something for ya
Honest Mike, what? Honest Mike D Don´t really care if the press likes me Just speak my conscience, speak my mind Don´t trip and flip, and then I stop to find
Queens up front, Brooklyn´s in the back Flack from flak guns, riot squads smokin´ crack The odds are stacked, for those who lack Been a lucky motherfucker when it comes to that
I slow roast, I´m steady tappin’ Oh yes, I guess, I´m the toast of Manhattan In Miami, I´m sleazy with John Salley Shout to André Leon Talley
Get ready, get set (get set) Place your bet (your bet) What you get (you get) Is not done yet (done yet) Get ready, get set (get set) Place your bet (your bet) What you get (you get) Here´s a little something for ya
The shit is crazy The shit is crazzzeee
Dr. Carlton Brassiere, a.k.a. Joyce Dr. Bombay is the ladies choice Step on stage to the smoke from dry ice Every time I bring it twice as noice
Now ease up brethren, take an Excedrin Only name check to rhyme is Tippi Hedren I´m undefined, I´m gettin´ much finer Steady loungin´ in my La-Z-Boy recliner
Losing it in traffic, amped up on coffee Like kids going wild after school for Mr. Softee Like a slice around the corner, uh, it´s sneaking up on ya Breathing down your neck, uh, it´s creeping up on ya
Get ready, get set (get set) Place your bet (your bet) What you get (you get) Is not done yet (done yet) Get ready, get set (get set) Place your bet (your bet)
What you get (you get) Here´s a little something for ya