Mike D:
Hold up. Goddammit, this thing. Alright, wait
Hold on, Adam. This thing keeps fallin´ off

Mike D:

Woo! Doin´ it big! Ah-ah!
I´m like the lyrical, mathematical genius
Splashing like lime juice, you´ve never seen this
Internationally known, the longest, the leanest
Shout-out to one José Nenis

Ad-Rock:
I hit ´em with the rhyme and the rhyme don´t stop
We got the beat and the beat go drop
The ping pong paddle make the battle go pop
Now take a look around this spot

MCA:
I´m seeing every detail like an over-cranked camera
Sleestaks in the back say ´Damn ya´
You say ´I can´t´ and I say ´Why can´t ya?´
Chopping the track in the--in the land of...

Beastie Boys:
You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you

You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you

Mike D:
There´s a bird in here
That´s my DJ, not Doctor Brassiere
Dropping bombs like a bombardier
Like cacao, it´s a chocolatier

Ad-Rock:
We´re giving y´all a lil slice of heaven
B Boys bringing it back to A7
Deal with the schism, ride on the rhythm
Sweet like pie and the pie´s what I give ´em

MCA:
I´ll stage a coup and usurp your position
Cause--cause like a Mormon, I´m on a mission
We´re audible-visible
Cadence is lyrical
Got the mental and physical

When the moment is critical

Beastie Boys:
You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you

You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you

Ruff!
Uh, Lee Majors come again

Mike D:
Like the Six Dil- Million Dollar Man
Woo! Watch out!
In the back of the bus...gonna bust!
Lee Majors style

I said stop! Watch how I flip
Bill Piedmont with the Kung-Fu grip
Haymaker, roundhouse, show can´t continue
At the roller rink down in Virginia

Ad-Rock:
Oh, did I spill the beans?
I see your grandpa in Apple Bottom jeans

Von Dutch cap, Ugg boots to match
The word gets out, you can´t take it back

MCA:
I´m just a pause tape competition expert winner
Just a doggone, long-armed, tall yarn spinner
You want a battle? Easy now, star
My DJ´s so nasty, he needs a sneeze guard

Beastie Boys:
You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you

You wanna buy this
You wanna take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make that
You can´t abide this
You wanna fake that
Take a look around you