Yee-haw!
Oh, shut up, you pig fucker
You´re so ugly
You´re like a zebra, Adam
You´re so ugly

You´re a ponyass motherfucker
Why don´t you get a haircut, farm boy?

Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don´t shoot ´em, they´ll do it again
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Farmer Joe fucks a cow
He likes it so much, he sucks a sow

Now you
Everyday I´m going to school
I wish I could be satisfied
But it´s hogwash
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Now fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk

Barnyard Bob mows the field
Sees how much wheat will yield
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Now fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don´t shoot ´em, they´ll do it again
And everyday I´m going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude
But it´s hogwash

Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Now fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don´t shoot ´em, they´ll do it again
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Now fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk
Now fuck the chickens, I don´t like milk

Now me
Everyday I´m riding to school
I´m learning a bunch of brainwash
It´s hogwash