Squirrels,
All we really are is Squirrels,
We´re being hunted we are Squirrels,
We are appealing we are Squirrels,

We want to gather nuts,
But, people splatter our guts,
When they´re on a country drive,
It isn´t easy to survive,

Just the other day,
I saw a squirrel get blown away,
They served him on a dinner tray,
They baked him into a souffle,
Squirrel season opens up today,
If you´re a squirrel run away,
I don´t know what else I should say,
Please call the A.S.P.C.A.

Fur coats from us are made,
Fur is nice but, I like suede,
They scrape our fur off with a blade,
And never bother with first aid,

We squirrels really like to play,
And we like to catch some rays,
Please don´t kill us this we pray,
We´re cute and harmless anyway,

Squirrels!,
We´re not delicious,
Squirrels!,
We are not racoons,
Squirrels!,
Don´t live in palm trees,
Squirrels!,
are in your bathrooms!

Squirrels!,
That´s all we really are is squirrels,
Isn´t it fine I am a squirrel,
Please help us save us,

We are squirrels!,

I wanna whip out my, squirrel!
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
Squirrels!,
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Squirrels!,
SQUIRRELS!