Dear Alex and Marilyn They´re Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin
And Rufus is back home growellin For all of y´all that are dozin On Hornblower´s lederhosen Like Walt Disney he´ll be frozen And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in Cause when he´s out in space carousin Pick up my mic and start joustin His name plate medallion Says never trust a hal 9000
Check the horizontal hold and check the tint Are these three fools back at it again Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint Nothin but sparks ignitin´ Check two one two mic testin This one goes out to Dechen Rise fallen fighters take your stance again Don´t think too much about the color of skin
Order in vegetarian sharks fin Try to keep my life non violent Rewind the tape and punch me in Like Chuck D with the where you never been I´m in
I´m a long way from where I´ve been but I gotta keep movin´
Ooh my my I´m really not feeling it Ooh my my something´s really wrong The p.a. sound is deafenin Bitin MCs I´m oustinin With spinach in your teeth you´re grinnin So on your way out please take a mint Got the studio to throw a craze in The basslines Yauch just lays in This song is the grass you´re grazin Add a little flange and phase in
Don´t get mad ´cause I´m beguilin I´m off the hook so don´t bother dialin They´re gonna put me in the b.i.n. And if I die notify the next of kin