Big pain burnin´ now Givin´ me a cow What you seem to be saying Is you´re patiently waiting
Like an ashtray for the butt
Well I´m puttin´ it down When you´re not picking it up When I´m puttin´ it down But you treat me like a clown And I don´t want to be funny
Fat chance glued to the wall Like a centerfold Of an old cannonball Will you put me inside Your tv tonight Cos you´re treatin´ me like a rerun
Well I´m puttin´ it down But you´re not pickin´ it up Well I´m puttin´ it down
But you treat me like a clown And I don´t want to be funny No no no no no
So what I lost my job at the Hut My ass got cut But I´ll be better at kissin´ When my teeth are all missin´ And the silverware´s burnt And I´m eatin´ with my fingers
And I´m puttin´ it down And you´re not pickin´ it up Well I´m puttin it down But you treat me like a clown And I don´t want to be funny