Saint Dude, you´ve come a long way from your solitude
Like a sage whose sooth with something crude
´Cause you know the truth is ugly, Saint Dude

Ascension Day, there´s a plan skywriting out your name
The people stood and watched it blow away
´Cause nothing´s good until it´s gone away

You are ascending
No more pretending
Leave these earthly days
Your fable´s tainted
Pipe dreams are faded
Your revelations came too late
And you´re a saint

In 2068, they´ll keep a vigil burning in your name
With the gospel of a parking valet on the way
Apostles from a mall won´t let you fall from grace

Now you´re unloading your baggage
Floating on the Sea of Galilee
You walk on fodder
Turn wine to water
Lay down your song at Peter´s Gate
And you´re a saint