at the theater, I did meet her
and the show was whimsical and sublime
I´m in tatters, nothing matters
til I grasp a big disaster like a mime

she´s got the squeegee on the ouija
she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
don´t disease me, don´t you sneeze me
you can cheese me anytime, it´s not a crime

in the first act, there was a jester
with an apple and a mango and some wine
he flung the ice-cube, he was so rude
and he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (???)

she´s got the squeegee on the ouija
she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
don´t disease me, don´t you sneeze me
you can cheese me anytime, it´s not a crime

in the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard
with decorations all around
there was a bandit, we couldn´t stand it

he was sniffing the cube like a hound

she´s got the squeegee on the ouija
she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime
don´t disease me, don´t you sneeze me
oh yeah