Everyone gather ´round now
Sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow
It happens he´s gone
For two weeks and seven days

Our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
We might never see Steven again
But we thought he was gone
But he´s come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke´s wearin´ thin
´Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven´s last night in town
He´s charmed everyone here
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
For sayin´ he couldn´t love a

Woman with cellulite
But we thought he was gone
And now he´s come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke´s wearin´ thin
´Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven´s last night in town
[Incomprehensible]
We were talkin´ ´bout somethin´
Seems like was funny
And Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn´t mad
But we felt very strange
In the moment
But the moment was passed
And forgotten about

We thought he was gone
But he´s come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke´s wearin´ thin
´Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven´s last night in town