If there´s a god,
he´s laughing at us
And our football team.

Effington could be a wonderful f´ing place

I can see it from the highway
And I´m wondering
Are they f´ing in their yards
f´ing in their cars
f´ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington
Making my way to Normal, Illinois.

Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate
And start a new f´ing life...in effington
I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
Or I could just keep moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
Not stop ´til I get to Normal.

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.
Please bury me in Effington
In Effington
In Effington
Oh

I´ve got this movie in my mind of Effington
And the soundtrack to it sounds like this

I want to live in Effington
I want to die there too.
Please bury me in Effington
In Effington
In Effington
Oh

If there´s a god,
he´s laughing at us

And our football team.

And then the people who live in Normal
Can buy the movies that I´ll make in Effinghton
That´s what normal people do
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it too
Normal people do it
People do it
People do it
People do it

I want to live in Effington
I want to die there to.
Please bury me in Effington
In Effington
In Effington
In Effington

In Effington