Have you seen that dog? I´ve got to get him back I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out
He´s probably running loose with the bitches And when I catch him I´ll give him some stiches Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine.
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!) Errant Dog
(Uh!)
They´re talking down at the spa, Now the word is out. God damn I look like a tool, when he goes running around. I´m gonna take him on court TV; Show the world what he´s done to me Oh I´ll drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs
Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!) Errant Dog
(Uh!)
He´s my everything; he means the world to me He´s my hopes, my dreams, my general property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit If I could I would become a lesbian I know I said dead or alive but really, Dead is fine.