I woke up in a truck stop parking lot
A girl in a red white and blue halter top was staring
Thick glasses like mine

And a low bored monotone vocal fry (I like that)
She said, who´s the band on the bus? (What bus?)
That one, nerd, the one that you got off of
Oh, probably no one you´ve heard of

Don´t know what came over me
As I awkwardly dropped my room key
I said I think that´s yours
And three hours later I was banging this verse out

Oh no, head meet floor
I don´t wanna do this no more
Every kiss is a jam band solo
Never gonna say YOLO no mo´
My mind says no

My body says hell no
Let this be over
Exhausting lover

Not sure if she couldn´t stop
Or if she wouldn´t stop
As the motel carpet gave me five more raw spots
What´s that stabbing my back?
Ah, that´s a wire from her halter top
There was an hour where her head kept banging
Against the bottom of a table top
I saw my life in a split screen
But life´s just one shot

What the hell would I tell my girlfriend
But the thing is she´s not my girlfriend anymore
I traded it all for some third degree carpet burns

Oh no, head meet floor
I don´t wanna do this no more
Every kiss is a jam band solo
Never gonna say YOLO no mo´
My mind says no
My body says hell no
Let this be over
Exhausting lover

Then she handed me a Hot Wheels track
I said, girl that´s pretty weird
Where did you get that?
She said never mind that
Here nerd beat my ass in the bath like my dad did
When I was a bad kid

I said, nah what´s this!
Let me up out of the Motel Six
And tell me where my pants went
That´s when I heard the door breaking
It wasn´t housekeeping
It was her boyfriend

Don´t know what came over me
Out the door in my boxer briefs
Some dude live tweeted
As I ran half-naked past a Cracker Barrel

Oh no, head meet floor
I don´t wanna do this no more
Every kiss is a jam band solo
Never gonna say YOLO no mo´
My mind says no

My body says hell no
Let this be over
Exhausting lover

I don´t wanna do this no more
Exhausting lover
I don´t wanna do this no more