I got a bad flavor
I got dirty clothes
I got a strange neighbor
Who doesn´t have curtains on her windows
I got a pet hedgehog

Drinkin´ jaeger all day
You got me crate combo and a baby on the way
But it´s ok
It´s gonna take a lot of time
Before I can cross that finish line
And when I can´t take the fall
I really wanna make that call
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah
That´s my new best friend
Ann disaster´s her name
We´re passin´ out on the carpet
And our attributes are the same
It´s the slacker lifestyle
That we do so well
Bills are due on monday
I´m oblivious, can´t you tell
It´s gonna take a lot of time
Before I can cross that finish line

And when I can´t take the fall
I really wanna make that call
My brain is super-fried
It involves pain to look inside
It´s gonna take a lot of time
Before I can cross that finish line
And when I can´t take the fall
I really wanna make that call