Sammy had a little hand-me-down mansion
Matty never had a silver spoon
Caught fire at a party in the canyon
Underneath the moon

Sammy´s thinking that the sky is gonna fall down
Matty´s never been scared to death
Sammy hits the panic button, Matty says, "calm down
Baby, stop and take a breath like, Ooo, Ooo

Life is rain, ain´t that funny?
You get sad, I´ll get sunny
Honey, go and wring your hands
´Cause as long as I´m not
I´ll be two-stepping
While you´re waiting on the other shoe to drop!"

A year later Sammy planned a little picnic
The tell-your-kids-about-it-someday kind
Pulled out a ring and said, "Matty, what ya
Doin´ for the rest of your life?"
Matty said, "I don´t got a lot to offer

Just depression and student debt..."
Sammy laughed and said, "Baby, let me stop ya
Like you said, just take a breath like, Ooo, Ooo

Life is rain, ain´t that funny?
You get sad, I´ll get sunny
Honey, go and wring your hands
´Cause as long as I´m not
I´ll be two-stepping
While you´re waiting on the other shoe to drop!"

I´m your glass-half-empty, you´re my we´ve-got-plenty
We´re not easy and we´re not pretending to be
When I´m spinning out, you´re breathing in and out
When worry´s winning out I´ll say to you, Ooo Ooo

Life is rain, ain´t that funny?
You get sad, I´ll get sunny
Honey, go and wring your hands
´Cause as long as I´m not
I´ll be two-stepping, getting wet
Cause you can bet that
Life is hard, life is heavy
Don´t we know that already?
Honey go and wring your hands cause as long as I´m not
I´ll be two-stepping
While you´re waiting on the other shoe...