[CONNOR] Dear Evan Hansen We´ve been way too out of touch Things have been crazy And it sucks that we don´t talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
[EVAN] Why would you write that?
[JARED] I´m just trying to tell the truth.​
[EVAN] This needs to be perfect.​ These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just I´ll do it.​
[CONNOR] I´ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
[JARED] Hard?
[CONNOR] Has been bad [JARED] Bad?
[CONNOR] Has been rough
[JARED] Kinky!
[CONNOR] And I miss talking about life and other stuff
[JARED] Very specific.​
[EVAN] Shut up!
[CONNOR] I like my parents
[JARED] Who says that?
[CONNOR] I love my parents But each day´s another fight If I stop smoking drugs Then everything might be alright [JARED]
Smoking drugs?
[EVAN] Just fix it!
[CONNOR] If I stop smoking crack
[EVAN] Crack?!
[CONNOR] If I stop smoking pot Then everything might be alright I´ll take your advice I´ll try to be more nice I´ll turn it around Wait and see
´Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It´s easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me
[JARED] Are we done yet? [EVAN] Well I can´t just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
[JARED] Oh my god.​
[EVAN] Dear Connor Murphy,​
Yes, I also miss our talks Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
[JARED] No.​
[EVAN] I´m sending pictures of the most amazing trees
[JARED] No!
[EVAN] You´ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
[JARED] Absolutely not.​
[EVAN] Dude, I´m proud of you Just keep pushing through You´re turning around I can see
[CONNOR] Just wait and see!
[EVAN & CONNOR] ´Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It´s easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me
[CONNOR]
My sister´s hot
[EVAN] What the hell!
[JARED] My bad.​
[CONNOR] Dear Evan Hansen,​ Thanks for every note you send
[EVAN] Dear Connor Murphy,​ I´m just glad to be your friend
[EVAN & CONNOR] Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
[EVAN] But not because we´re gay
[CONNOR] No, not because we´re gay
[EVAN & CONNOR] We´re close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
[CONNOR] Well anyway!
[EVAN] You´re getting better every day
[CONNOR] I´m getting better every day
[EVAN & CONNOR] Keep getting better every day
[Ensemble] Hey hey hey hey!
´Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It´s easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely