Paris´ friend had If Paris´ friend had a little pen Then where is the pen Paris´ friend had? Paris´ friend kept her little pen Everyday under her little bed One day, right before dawn She got up only to find that her pen was gone And Paris´ friend looked everywhere Yet couldn´t find it anywhere
There´s a pandemonium, whoa Pandemonium, whoa
Paris´ friend got her little pen From her daddy, before he left He said, "Keep this, keep this very near," "This was passed on from your grandma" They say life´s worth not a penny
If you lose your pen, eh? If Paris´ friend had a little pen Then where is the pen Paris´ friend had? Paris´ friend went to her friend Paris "Friend can you help me? I can´t find me pen" Then Paris looks in his friends eyes with a smile and says It´s the rats Don´t you know my friend? It´s the rats Just blame it On the rats Got to pick em out When you´re in doubt Got to pick ´em out When you´re in doubt Got to block ´em holes When you want ´em to go